A Message to All the Diners in America

A message to all the Diners in America:

Please stop bringing me Grape Jelly. I don't want your damn grape jelly on my toast. No one wants your grape jelly on their toast. You don't want your grape jelly either, that's why you’re trying to hock it on me, thinking that I'm gonna be too lazy to specifically ask you for the strawberry jam.

We all know what's going on here, you guys get delivered bulk packs of these Smuckers Diner Fixens, with an equal amount of packs of strawberry jam and grape jelly, but no one wants that damn grape jelly so you try and give it out to us first and withhold your strawberry jams from the people.

You need to be speaking with your supply chain managers at Smuckers and explain the situation, we want the strawberry jam fam, get it together Diners.

-J